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In this world, Larry Dickem is a self proclaimed kung fu master on a mission to get his music back from his old record company. After being released from prison for bootlegging pampers in the late 70's, Larry takes on all challengers standing in between him and victory. The constant burden of old relationships and bad habits from his past always seem to set him back when he gets ahead. With the potential breakout of questionable kung fu or a soul song at any time, Larry’s arrogant and egotistical determination pushes him to become a true master of his domain.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Who is Larry Dickem, and why should I care?
Well, I’m Larry Dickem, kung fu master, music legend, and occasional watermelon slicer—on a mission to reclaim my music, my pride, and teach y'all things you never knew you needed. So yeah, if you got any sense, you’ll care. Stick around, and you might just learn somethin’ useful (or not).
What exactly is Larry’s Dojo, and can I join?
The Dojo ain’t just a place, it’s a lifestyle. It’s where I teach folks skills they never thought they needed—like how to handle short people and slice a watermelon with precision. Can you join? If you got the guts, hit that subscribe button on my YouTube channel, and welcome to the Dojo.
Why do you talk about kung fu so much? Are you an actual master?
Now listen here—am I a real master? Well, let’s just say I spent some quality time in the “Far East” (don’t ask me where) learnin' things that most folks only see in movies. My kung fu might be unconventional, but it gets the job done. Don’t believe me? Watch a few videos and get enlightened.
Where can I buy your merch, Larry?
Ah, now you’re speaking my language. Head on over to the Shop section right here on my website to get yourself some official Larry Dickem gear. Look fly, support the cause, and remember—you’re part of the Dojo now.
Are all these stories you tell real?
ook, truth is relative. Some of these tales happened, and some are enhanced for your viewing pleasure. Either way, it’s all true in the world of Larry Dickem, so just sit back, enjoy the ride, and don’t ask too many questions.
How can I get in touch with you?
Got questions, praise, or an offer I can’t refuse? Head to the Contact page and send a message. Keep it respectful, and maybe I’ll get back to ya—unless I’m busy reclaiming my masters or teaching another life lesson.
In this world, Larry Dickem is a self proclaimed kung fu master on a mission to get his music back from his old record company.
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