Well, I’m Larry Dickem, kung fu master, music legend, and occasional watermelon slicer—on a mission to reclaim my music, my pride, and teach y'all things you never knew you needed. So yeah, if you got any sense, you’ll care. Stick around, and you might just learn somethin’ useful (or not).
The Dojo ain’t just a place, it’s a lifestyle. It’s where I teach folks skills they never thought they needed—like how to handle short people and slice a watermelon with precision. Can you join? If you got the guts, hit that subscribe button on my YouTube channel, and welcome to the Dojo.
Now listen here—am I a real master? Well, let’s just say I spent some quality time in the “Far East” (don’t ask me where) learnin' things that most folks only see in movies. My kung fu might be unconventional, but it gets the job done. Don’t believe me? Watch a few videos and get enlightened.
Ah, now you’re speaking my language. Head on over to the Shop section right here on my website to get yourself some official Larry Dickem gear. Look fly, support the cause, and remember—you’re part of the Dojo now.
Look, truth is relative. Some of these tales happened, and some are enhanced for your viewing pleasure. Either way, it’s all true in the world of Larry Dickem, so just sit back, enjoy the ride, and don’t ask too many questions.
Got questions, praise, or an offer I can’t refuse? Head to the Contact page and send a message. Keep it respectful, and maybe I’ll get back to ya—unless I’m busy reclaiming my masters or teaching another life lesson.
Oh, you got a special situation, huh? Whether it’s dealing with nosy neighbors or defending your plate at a family BBQ, shoot your requests through the Contact page. I’ll see if your case deserves a lesson from the master himself. No promises, but if it’s spicy, I just might consider it.
Yes, sir! Starting in 2025, members can submit their burning questions, and I’ll respond with straight-up Larry wisdom. Don’t hold back—ask me anything, and I’ll answer with the honesty and style only I can deliver.
You know it. I’ll be doing live Q&As where members can ask questions, watch me handle live challenges, and maybe even get roasted if you ask a goofy question. Real talk, real-time—don’t miss out.
You bet! In 2025, I’ll be dropping full-length How-To Courses on everything from “Selfless Defense” to “Kung Fu for Everyday Situations.” These courses will go deep into my methods, so if you want to learn from the master, this is your chance.
Yes! I’ll be hosting challenges where fans can submit their best moves, funniest reactions, or craziest fan art. Winners get a shoutout, and maybe even some exclusive Dickem gear. So, get ready to prove you’re a true Dojo disciple!
2025 is bringing you an epic season-long story arc, filled with twists, challenges, and more kung fu than you’ve ever seen. Follow me as I reclaim my masters, face old enemies, and maybe learn a little somethin’ along the way. You don’t want to miss it.